Que Malo once again I am left to sugar my own churros

I had a journal that spanned from 1st grade to my senior year of high school, but it had like 10 entries. I think I should write in my blog everyday so I can have some memories of my rocking college days.

Today I went running and I think I saw a totally hot girl. And here's the weird part she totally wanted me! So I realized something was wrong. I quickly kicked myself in the nuts to make sure it wasn't a dream, and it wasn't because it really hurt! But still something was wrong. Then I found out what it was.

She was Canadian! So I ran away from her as fast as I could, I think I ran the first 5 minute mile of my life (although it probably didn't make sense to run since I was running on a circular track). Thank God it doesn't snow in Texas otherwise she would have iceskated after me.

She didn't even have a hockey stick or anything, how was I supposed to know she was Canadian?

Hey look it's the blog I made in 13th grade

and I connected it to my facebook

thank God this new facebook allows everyone to see when I post dumb things in this.

what's a blog anyways, my professor told me it's where you can post your political opinions.

"Is it gay to eat a banana while you're naked?" -vicken

Go see the Princess's Diary 2, it's the royal event of the summer!

Anyways today I woke up then went back to sleep, then I woke up, then went back to sleep. Then I woke up again. That was pretty cool. Then I did stuff. But I realized I had a bunch of homework but I didnt want to do it. So I just sat there and wasted a bunch of time. Then I took a 9 hour break from my break I took from waking up and not doing anything. Then I went to the gym and did 1 curl and decided I'd probably be happier if I were at home eating some Star Crunch, the cosmic snack.