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Monday, February 14, 2005

F'ing Valentines Day!

Today I wokeup and realized it was the day I hated most out of all the days I hate which is everyday because life sucks! But valentine's day is the worse. It's a scam. Maybe I could learn to love if a girl were in my life. But there is no girl to fill that void. Valentines day is the black hole in my galaxy. I'm so empty I just want to cry.

It made me really sad when this cute girl walked by and I was going to give her a flower I was holding (because it looked sad like me, I could relate) but then I saw her jock boyfriend come up and I got really sad and cried. Then I rode my bike down the street slowly while Simple Plan played in my head. I pretended my life was a Simple Plan music video. I imagined how cool it looked as I moodily pedaled down the street while they sang "Welcome to my worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrld" :(

Then my back wheel came off and I fell on my face and scrapped it up real bad. I went into an eckerds to get some bandages and rubbing alcohol to cause myself pain, b/c that kept me real. I wanted to feel pain to toughen me up, because I was so sad that girls didn't like me. On my way out I saw a group of girls I knew from school and I waved making sure that they could see my The Mars Volta t-shirt and my bad posture so they'd think I was a badass. They laughed at me and one of them punched me in the stomach. I fell over and layed on the ground for who knows how long...

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